1. Yay! A new patch! No idea what it fixes. But the ESO subreddit dug up cool new info about future cosmetic things like GLASS. ARMOR. STYLE.
2. I guess I’ll go walk the dog while it’s patching.
3. Okay! Let’s go run around the Alik’r Desert. *dispatches some hags* Oh, a cooking fire, I bet I have some crafting I can do–
4. Oh well, I have to go do work anyway, I’m sure it’ll be fine when I get back.
5. It’s a server-wide issue? No cooking OR even mousing over recipes? Well, good thing I don’t have any recipes on me.
6. Wait, talking to an innkeeper NPC who sells food crashes it too?!
7. Oops, I moused over a recipe.
8. Hooray! ZOS is releasing a hotfix!
9. …now I can’t even log in?!?!??!?!?!?!
Oh, ESO. *pats it*
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